7 pm the polls close, 7:15 poll workers sent home for another leak, 7:30 pm, the suitcases full of ballots come out.— Andrew Groover (@AndrewGroover1) January 5, 2021
7 pm the polls close, 7:15 poll workers sent home for another leak, 7:30 pm, the suitcases full of ballots come out.
Then at 7:45, the UFO lands, JFK Jr steps out, announces he really will be VP, switches bodies with Mike Pence, and prepares his next big surprise for tomorrow.Then at 8pm, your LSD wears off.But you still believe all your hallucinations are 100% truth.— 🌊🌊January5th!: #WarnockRunoff #OssoffRunoff🌊🌊 (@BernBoomer) January 5, 2021
Then at 7:45, the UFO lands, JFK Jr steps out, announces he really will be VP, switches bodies with Mike Pence, and prepares his next big surprise for tomorrow.Then at 8pm, your LSD wears off.But you still believe all your hallucinations are 100% truth.
But the timeline gets even wilder tomorrow:
... and Q grabs JFK Jr in the body of Mike Pence, pulls him into the timemachine built by DJT's MIT uncle, & zips back to August 1945, does a spacetime slingshot round the Hiroshima mushroom cloud, and lands in mid-September NYC. They grab Woodie Guthrie....— 🌊🌊January5th!: #WarnockRunoff #OssoffRunoff🌊🌊 (@BernBoomer) January 6, 2021
... and Q grabs JFK Jr in the body of Mike Pence, pulls him into the timemachine built by DJT's MIT uncle, & zips back to August 1945, does a spacetime slingshot round the Hiroshima mushroom cloud, and lands in mid-September NYC. They grab Woodie Guthrie....
... take Woodie on a sidetrip to 1954, grab the extra lyrics & 200 Beach Haven folks, then zip back to one exact night in '45 in Queens, parking the timemachine in front of 85-15 Wareham Place. -- They sang all night long. A righteous rousing chorus.https://t.co/OsOmpmNkao— 🌊🌊January5th!: #WarnockRunoff #OssoffRunoff🌊🌊 (@BernBoomer) January 6, 2021
... take Woodie on a sidetrip to 1954, grab the extra lyrics & 200 Beach Haven folks, then zip back to one exact night in '45 in Queens, parking the timemachine in front of 85-15 Wareham Place. -- They sang all night long. A righteous rousing chorus.https://t.co/OsOmpmNkao
Donald never gets conceived.Donald's MIT uncle is freed of his karma, and becomes instead the genius who saved the universe.The ripped fabric of spacetime prevents Rafael Cruz from ever meeting Lee Harvey Oswald. JFK doesn't get shot. JFK Jr lives on -- eventually becomes VP.— 🌊🌊January5th!: #WarnockRunoff #OssoffRunoff🌊🌊 (@BernBoomer) January 6, 2021
Donald never gets conceived.Donald's MIT uncle is freed of his karma, and becomes instead the genius who saved the universe.The ripped fabric of spacetime prevents Rafael Cruz from ever meeting Lee Harvey Oswald. JFK doesn't get shot. JFK Jr lives on -- eventually becomes VP.
January 6, 2021: Congress receives and counts all Electoral College votes. Biden's win is confirmed.January 20, 2021: Joseph R. Biden is sworn in as POTUS.— 🌊🌊January5th!: #WarnockRunoff #OssoffRunoff🌊🌊 (@BernBoomer) January 6, 2021
January 6, 2021: Congress receives and counts all Electoral College votes. Biden's win is confirmed.January 20, 2021: Joseph R. Biden is sworn in as POTUS.
JRB has his 2nd inauguration as POTUS on Jan 20, 2021.KDH has her 1st inauguration as VPOTUS on Jan 20, 2021 -- kicking off a whole new chapter in the adventures of humanity in spacetime.Reality is healed. The long strange trip continues.— 🌊🌊January5th!: #WarnockRunoff #OssoffRunoff🌊🌊 (@BernBoomer) January 6, 2021
JRB has his 2nd inauguration as POTUS on Jan 20, 2021.KDH has her 1st inauguration as VPOTUS on Jan 20, 2021 -- kicking off a whole new chapter in the adventures of humanity in spacetime.Reality is healed. The long strange trip continues.