On a daily basis we are aware of the gaping discrepancy between conventional reality and Republicanism (or what we might call “reality sub-prime”)
One possible explanation is that “Republicans” are actually a macro manifestation of quantum behavior...
Consider the evidence...
Republicans are very very hard to measure. As Heisenberg identified, — Just when you know their position, you can NOT know their direction. (note-this is not an “observer effect” as “bothsides media” might claim — rather this is fundamental to the essence of what makes them a Republican and the nature of their belief). A large part of “conservatism” is the cognitive basis of “belief”. [confirmation bias is central to conspiracy theorizing Brotherton, 2015]
The more confident their assurance, the less accurate their statements (and vice-versa).
In the limit, Republican's show unshakable certainty about the unknowable... but reject anything with factual consensus (often to the point of becoming immobile.) Conversely, when clustered into groups, (e.g. rally's or CPAC conventions) Republicans become loud, animated and unstable.
Individually each Republican presents a unique (if not incoherent) personal probability distribution of “what he or she individually believes” (at that specific moment) So individually their opinions behave like a “wave” distribution which changes from instance to instance.
Yet when combined into a group… despite internally having nothing they actually agree with — Republicans are able to create a singular “particle” that behaves in lock step and self-organizes simply in negation of any surrounding space.
Thus It appears that the Republican "Party" is actually an anti-Party or anti-particle
(which actually explains quite a lot in recent years...)
In current quantum mechanics — physicists have been struggling to provide experimental evidence of parallel universes or extended dimensionality (such as String Theory) — ironically, despite their anti-science proclivities, it is the brane-lessness of Republicans that is providing an intriguing example of an alternate reality
(whether it is a many-worlds interpretation or merely a disturbing fantasy bubble — is an exercise left for the reader)
What the Republican party has shown is, at the sub-atomic level, colliding a tiny brained particle into the resources of a large democracy — they’ve provided evidence of the (no longer elusive) “Trump Bozon” — an hypothesized form of exceptionally gullible “dark energy” that may be pulling the universe apart — as well as the residue traces of sub-atomic antimatter (the major components of toxic radioactive decay) — Griftons, Evangelicons and Alt-national Klansons…
all made up of the most basic particle — Morons
Although various theories are in flux... Moron's seem to be represented by fundamental characteristics called "Jerks"
there are 6 "flavours" of Jerks
up and down
up (currently) - Trump
down - conservative
strange and charm
strange - racist
charm - religionist
top and bottom
top - wealthy
bottom - uneducated
Each flavour of Jerk possesses a "spin" of ½ — which means half of everything said is false spin — which according to information theory maximizes the entropy (or uncertainty) of any communication. Given the spin-½ — based on the Pauli Exclusion Principle — no two Republican Jerks can agree on the same values at the same time… thus destroying forward motion by reversion to a fictional “past”.
Each Jerk flavour also has a fractional electrical charge value of - 2/3's fear or +1/3 greed. Given the high levels of gullibility (they simply align with the polarity of other Morons) — this charge generates enormous levels of resentment representing the "strong force" that pulls society apart.
The "Top-Jerks" seem to be elusive particles that are rarely seen, but evidenced mainly by their enormous influence on elections... although Top-Jerks represent less than 1 percent of all particles they have control over almost 40% of all resources. (Which may offer the hypothesis that a large amount of “missing matter” is simply hidden in offshore accounts)
Because the attention span can be measured in nanoseconds, the current Up-Jerk known as the “Trump-Bozo” tend to have zero-mass and zero-gravitas and so it passes through conventional matter only interacting with compatible Jerk’s (strange and charm, top and bottom) while leaving Down-jerks in a disoriented state (e.g. unpolarized and incoherent). With sufficient resources a Trump-Bozo could transition to Top-Jerk (see Putin, V.) but because the current Up-Jerk is “pointless” it cannot even qualify as a P-brane.
Although all flavors of Jerks combine and interact with each other to create various forms of antimatter (such as the “Grifting Evangelical Moron” or the “Bannon-Miller Nutrino”) — curiously, these basic elements seem to have only one "color charge" — white... which may explain why they do not interact well with others. Most of the particles seem to be aging which is causing them to phase into a mono-dimensional compactified zero-braned space very similar to a Black Hole a region of space so dense that not even thought can escape.
As Stephen Hawkings has postulated - evidence suggests that these “white-hole” regions seem to destroy information... thus violating any number of useful laws (if not basic principles of rationality and decency)
More recent examinations have suggested that despite the apparent "destruction" these Morons actually continue to spew conspiracy radiation... which has enabled noted physicist Robert Mueller to suggest methods of "recovering accurate information" via the "Special Counsel’s Principle"
(* note the cost and human toll from the destructive testing in this experiment has been enormous - but hopefully society uses the knowledge to move forward )
(** as always with science, the above theoretical framework — call it the “sub-Standard Model” — is a work in progress :-)