Last week, a ballot initiative (15-0019) was proposed, which would award cash to citizens for policing transgender bathroom use.
Based on a comment I made last week, I decided to go to the Privacy for All comment page and expand on that theme. That theme is: straight men get squeamish when looking at other men's cravfrf, whereas looking at other men's cravfrf would be a "perfect job" for gay men -- not only would they be good at it, but they'd also enjoy it.
(Note that I'm using rot13 to encode the "naughty" words here. They appeared in their original form in my comment.)
Poisoning the well is fun.
I've copied the comment to the extended part. Don't read it if you're offended by coarse language, or if you don't have a sense of humor.
My two friends and I are absolutely in favor of this Personal Privacy Protection Act. However, we feel that the offering of a "booty bounty" [thanks, Thad] is not enough.
Two of us are out of work at the moment, and it looks like Lance is on his way out of his. All three of us (Bruce, Lance, and Thad) feel that the police should be handling this issue. Perhaps even a special task force called the Genital Assessment Unit should be created. And we'd all be PERFECT for this job!
You see, most straight men don't feel comfortable looking at another man's cravf. We don't have any such hang-ups. We don't mind checking everyone's genitals all day, in fact! So the state of California will save a lot of money, as well.
If asked, we won't stop at eye-balling the people who want to use a restroom, because some of those uhffvrf might stick a qvyqb in their pebgpu, to try to get in the men's room. No, we will also conduct a -- er -- manual examination, to make sure that the "alleged" cravf FEELS like a cravf. We'll bend over backwards [thanks again, Thad!] to make sure that only REAL men with REAL cravfrf get into the men's room!!!
Lance just got a phone call -- he's been fired. 8-( 8-( 8-( PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!! pass this legislation, so that we all have jobs!! We won't let you down, California!
Signed, Bruce, Lance and Thad.
P.S. If you want to keep Jews out of restrooms as well, we are absolute experts at recognizing circumcision as well!
(Of course, the acronym for Genital Assessment [Y]unit is GAY ...)