The National Rifle Association's Chief Gun-Fetishist, Wayne 'Sour-Puss' LaPierre told the NRA's leadership forum on Friday that Hillary Clinton, if elected President, will:
"...not bring a new dawn of promise and new opportunity,” LaPierre argued. “Hillary Rodham Clinton will bring a permanent darkness of deceit and despair, forced upon the American people to endure.”
So, yeah, basically, America becomes Mordor under the iron hand of Hillary Sauron Clinton and her army of Orcs (AKA the Democrats).
This is a perfectly reasonable position to take and not at all deranged and gee whiz, I'm totally comfortable with this guy being armed to the teeth with large caliber firearms. I mean: what could possibly go wrong?
LaPierre went on:
“I vow on this day the NRA will stand shoulder to shoulder with you and good, honest decent Americans and we will stand and fight with everything we’ve got,” he argued.
By '...fight with everything we’ve got...', you
do mean the electoral process, right? Y'know, votes? Like that?
Right? Wayne? Uh...Wayne? Put down that assault-rifle, Wayne; don't point that thing at me, Wayne...
{The diarist was last seen heading for the tall timber and will be unreachable until an army of Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits tears Wayne LaPierre a new one}