To the tune of Sam Cooke's, Wonderful World:
Don't know much about history
Or how I flunked out of university
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the classes I allegedly took
But I do know, President I want to be
And I know that if you vote for me
What a wonderful world this would be
Don't know much about budgetry
Don't care much for unions, you see
Don't know much about civility
Don't know how to answer simple questions posed to me
But I do know, one and one is three
And if I can please the GOP
What a wonderful world this would be
Now I don't claim to be an 'A student'
And don’t want to be
Because all those ‘A students’ baby
Are the re-al dum-mm-ies
Don't believe in taxing the wealthy
Don't believe in Global Warm-ing
Don't like the way poor people look
Don't know how much from the Koch Brothers, I took
But I do love the money I make
From being on the take
What a wonderful world this be
La ta ta ta ta ta ta ah
(History)
Hmm mmm mmm
(Biology)
La ta ta ta ta ta ah
(Science book)
Hmm mmm mmm, yeah
(Money I took)
But I do know one and one is three
And if would vote for me
What a wonderful world this would be