When the Universe took away the instant comedy of Sarah Palin, it replaced it with the twisted lunacy that is the anti-immigrant Canadian born Texas GOP Senator (and now presumed frontrunner of 2016 Presidential hilarity) Ted Cruz. And on Twitter everybody came up with their #TedCruzCampaignSlogans. Here's one of mine, in cartoon form. Thanks Universe, you made my job so much easier, at least until this loco drops out.