All the idiocy of the teaparty dipshit's has moved me. So I share this thought with my fellow Kossack's.
Below the Orange mark of wisdom, enjoy....
The Charge of the Right Brigade
by Alfred Lord Funnyman
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Half a brain, half a brain,
Half a brain onward,
All in the valley of Debt
Rode the Two Hundred and Thirty Three.
"Forward, the Right Brigade"
"Charge for the Kenyan!!" he said:
Into the valley of Debt
Rode the Two hundred and Thirty Three.
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"Forward, the Right Brigade!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the idiot knew
Someone had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make a reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Debt
Rode the Two Hundred and Thirty Three
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Voters to the right of them,
Voters to the left of them,
Voters in front of them
Rant'd and Thunder'd;
Storm'd at with insult and yell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the Two Hundred and Thirty Three
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Flash'd all their rhetoric bare,
Flash'd as they tweet'd in air,
Soundbiting the voters there,
Charging an electorate, while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the pushback
Right through reality they broke;
Tea Partier and Conservative
Reel'd from reality's stroke
Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the Two Hundred and Thirty Three.
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Voters to the right of them,
Voters to the left of them,
Voters behind them
Rant'd and Thunder'd;
Storm'd at with insult and yell,
While horsefaced hero's fell
Came thro' the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of the Two Hundred and Thirty Three.
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When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honor the charge they made,
Honor the Right Brigade,
Noble the Two Hundred and Thirty Three.