Do you ever think that things go wrong just because it's you. Like if someone else moved in here there would not be a drummer and a pit bull living next door. But, as soon as it was you moving in, the universe changed so there is the pit bull and drummer?
More whining under what was a black hole before you looked. What is it now? I see a delicious orange julep shaving, but oh how it fooled me.
I believe it about the dog and the drummer. My chakras must not be aligned. I am not one with the universe. Whatever I am doing, the universe has turned on me.
Is my life ahead to be nothing but hitting all the red lights and never the good parking spot? Will I always stub my toe, and miss the falling star that everyone else sees?
You hire a contractor to do a job around the house and of course if they went to someone else's house it would have been perfect, but since it's your house, well, let's just say it's different.
You sign up for cable, and a bad box is installed, because after all it's you. You think your package does not include the channels that say not available. You think you're using the remote incorrectly when it's such trouble to turn on. You think Comcast is having problems when you can't watch a free movie and you get an error message. Finally, you call and they come out and replace the bad box and then bill you $50 for the service call, because it's you.
Or you go to the doctor that you've gone to for years, and they forget to bill your insurance for the blood work so you get a bill from LabCorp for $318 to hassle with? Did they forget to bill all their patients' insurance, or yes, ... it was you.
Or you buy a pair of prescription sun glasses and mention at the time that the frame seems small, but they assure you they will adjust them and fit them to you, but of course when the time comes, they're ridiculous. They convince you to take them and try them out for awhile, but alas it's like forcing a child's frame onto your head? Did the frames shrink because it's you? Is Schrodinger laughing? Will you be able to take the time and go back to the store in time or will they tell you, sorry it's been too long, or was it always too long?
Or you sign up to have money for your energy bill (Xcel) taken out of your bank acct. automatically to save time and trouble, because the rest of your life is such a miserable hassle, maybe this one thing will help, and they goof up when you move, and then they goof up fixing it, and you spend 4 days and 4 long phone calls trying to straighten it out and remove overbilling. And, on 2 occasions the auto pay does not work because the bills are messed up, and so you have to go into your new Xcel acct and pay the the auto pay manually anyway? So, it ends up being much much more trouble than just paying the bill the regular way? Oh yes, I'm sure the energy co knows it's you!
Is the purpose of your life to call to straighten things out, to try to get remedies, to be the bad guy because jobs were done wrong for you, to wonder what will go wrong next, to be afraid to get out of bed? What's it all about.
If this is Karma, I wish I knew what I did wrong.
Stop the world...