The headline made you click didn't it? Yes, I have learned from the Huffington Post/AOL website, yes I have.
Anyway, as the less-than Honorable Allen West parades himself into the sunset, I thought I would provide a short list of some of the things Mr. Allen West has provided to his district. Except I couldn't find any. Except if you count FL taxpayer money spent on his egotistical and wrong-headed effort to force recount after recount so that an air of suspicion can linger over the legally elected Patrick Murphy. I'll take the cue from certain GOP governors and just call that "negative savings" for the people of Florida.
What I did find, however, were all sorts of poorly constructed websites filled with misspelled words that were dedicated to following Allen West around and documenting his, err, "accomplishments" from a Tea Party perspective. These notable quotes have been taken from a cross section of these sites which have, like a broccoli fart in a crowded room, certainly added to our value as a society.
I picked 5 quotes out of the bag at random (well not really, some were better than others). Vote for the best!
1. WEST: We need you to come in and lock shields, and strengthen up the men who are going to the fight for you. To let these other women know on the other side — these planned Parenthood women, the Code Pink women, and all of these women that have been neutering American men and bringing us to the point of this incredible weakness — to let them know that we are not going to have our men become subservient. That’s what we need you to do. Because if you don’t, then the debt will continue to grow…deficits will continue to grow.
2. WEST: Obama is the weakest and most ineffective person to ever occupy the White House
3. WEST: I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool.
4. WEST: If Joseph Goebbels was around, he’d be very proud of the Democrat party, because they have an incredible propaganda machine.
5. WEST: I believe there’s about 78 to 81 members of the Democrat Party who are members of the Communist Party. It’s called the Congressional Progressive Caucus.