"I hereby pardon Lewis "Scooter" Libby"
Translation: Shut your mouths Manafort, Gates, Flynn, Cohen et al, I have unlimited pardon powers.
"We'll see..."
Translation: I'll probably do something stupid or maybe do nothing at all
"Fake news!"
Translation: Inconvenient (to me)truth
"Where's my Roy Cohn?"
Translation: Cohen, Dowd and Sessions are chicken, I need a lawyer with no principles at all.
"Mission Accomplished!"
Translation: Cool, we blew up bigly shit!
"Jim Comey is a lying slimeball"
Translation: Comey wrote nasty things about me.
"Maybe we'll join the TPP after all"
Translation: Midwestern farmers are scared of losing their markets for soybeans and corn so I'm scared of losing the farm belt.
"Trade wars are easy"
Translation: We'll just find another shit hole country to make our crap even cheaper.
"Nobody's been harder on Russia than me."
Translation: except just about everyone else.
"Kushner/Flynn/Scaramucci/Cohen etc. was treated very unfairly by the media."
Translation: The press criticized them for incompetence, hypocrisy and venality.
"Such a nasty woman!"
Translation: Females are not allowed to criticize me, same for males.