(Sung to the tune of They're Coming to Take Me Away by Napoleon XIV.)
[Refrain]
He's coming to take them away, ha ha.
He's coming to take them away, ho ho, he he,
To the ATF, where things are beautiful all the time.
And I'll be happy to see those fine young men
In their Kevlar vests.
And he's coming to take them away.
We ride around with guns in cars,
And proudly fly the Stars and Bars,
And open carry in coffee bars,
And he's coming to take them away.
[Refrain]
Hugging ARs from sun to sun,
We only want to have some fun,
Jade Helm makes us polish our guns,
And he's coming to take them away.
[Refrain]
We live in fear of colored folks,
And laugh at Nugent's racist jokes,
But, Obama's who we fear the most,
And he's coming to take them away.
[Refrain]
(With apologies to Napoleon XIV.)
Here's the original They're Coming To Take Me Away if this is before your time.