[no records exist for this telecommunication act, even at the NSA]
My god,
hi, I am so blessed by your call.
[unintelligible]
What am I supposed to do? Any directions for how to vote on the next government shutdown?
[unintelligible]
Of course I am pro life, Sir.
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Why I vote for military interventions and the death penalty? To save innocent lifes, of course.
[unintelligible]
You don't get it? I'll send you a memo!
By the way: Pretty cool that you are using bone conduction technology, so I can hear your voice in my head!
So, will you vote for me?
[unintelligible]
Oh, you aren't a US citizen. Never mind. But please donate to my Super PAC "God is on our side"!
I'll have to cut it short here, because I'm on my way to a fundraiser.
It was a pleasure.
See you, or rather hear you,
yours truly,
Scott Walker
President in waiting