Ordinary hummus can be so boring! Why not spice it up and serve it with style?
Ingredients
1/2 cup plain hummus
1/2 cup cooked pasta
1/4 cup pasta sauce
1/8 cup raisins
1/8 cup mixed nuts
Instructions
1. Combine hummus and other ingredients in a blender or food processor.
2. Blend or process on medium for one minute, or until mixture has a paste consistency.
4. Chill mixture in a near-freezing room.
5. Serve as suggested below.
Serving Suggestion
1. Place your guest "in a forward-facing position with head lower than torso."
2. Insert one end of a plastic feeding tube into your guest's rectum. "Get it as far up as you can."
3. Using a large wooden spoon or spatula, fill an IV bag with the hummus mixture, and attach the bag to the other end of the feeding tube.
4. If you've inserted the tube properly, "The flow of the mixture should self-regulate, sloshing up the large intestines." There is "no need to squeeze the bag, let it work.”