This is the information age and super-consumers need more than others. They have a compelling need to know.
And sometimes you just need an escape from it all!
SkyMall is ready to assist.
Got a few associates giving you trouble and wanting to get them to see things your way? Need to find out a secret about somebody rich so you can extract a few “silencing” payments? Need to secretly record a conversation to obtain competitive secrets? When bribery or blackmail time comes you’ll be glad you have your top secret 8GB multifunction password protected video pen. It’s the easiest, stealthiest way to capture the event!
Want to capture that cheating husband or wife! Want to find out what your best friend’s wife looks like naked? Want to capture those private, secret conversations that only take place during intimate moments in the privacy of someone’s bedroom? All these opportunities to eavesdrop, blackmail or conduct private eye surveillance are now possible with the video surveillance clock offering a 4GB capacity that stores up to six hours of AVI Video. Finally a clock that tells and shows you more than time!
Still another way to monitor unsuspectingly those in need of surveillance is with the Stealth DVR camera disguised as a standard motion detector.
Need a way to sneak out of the house late at night undetected? Your 2 or 3 story escape ladder can solve this problem. Your parents need never know and if through bad luck your escapades are discovered they will still be proud of you for using a reliable and safe way to escape.
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Past posts in the SkyMall series:
SkyMall Shopping - Storage
SkyMall Shopping - Fitness/Sports/Pain Relief
SkyMall Shopping - Beauty and Personal Hygiene
Skymall Shopping - Dogs
Skymall Shopping - Cats
Skymall Shopping - Shop Until you Drop!
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Super-consumerism is a major problem in the United States and increasingly in the rest of the world. The above post takes a humorous poke at this serious problem. Consumption is inescapable for survival. Capitalism is a great economic system capable of providing much in goods and services. Our Church reminds us that capitalism is a great system to produce anything that people can be convinced to buy. It is a terrible system to conserve. We can no longer produce and consume all that we want that capitalism can provide. It is not sustainable. As followers of the Church of the Holy Shitters we strive to practice Soft and Fluffy Consumerism. This means we look at things from a waste-end perspective before deciding to purchase any product.
The Church of the Holy Shitters will post articles on our holy S.H.I.T. day ( So Happy It's Thursday)
Last week: 5/15/14 - Religion, Respect, Faith & Our Environment
Next week: 5/29/14 - Climate Change: You Can't Have My I-Pad!
Hoping to add some humor, provoke thought, spark debate, deepen understanding, and shed some light on the fecal side.
Remember: "If we really want to straighten out all this crap we really need to think about shit." ( Shitbit by Poop John the First of the Church of the Holy Shitters)
Church of the Holy Shitters
A secular environmental religion, scientifically based, with a focus on the psychology of it all. Our ego is the culprit when it comes to dealing with climate change. We cannot save the planet. We can only save ourselves. Our current egotistical self-perception makes that prospect a dubious one at best. Meekness, humility and a realization that our shit does stink, guides us on our path to true sustainable living and climate equilibrium.
Cross posted at http://holyshitters.com/