My Stupid, Stupid State
Mr. ismay had a previous post that asked readers to vote on the best bumper sticker slogans for the fight against Rick Scott (h/t Vetwife and others). The winners are below:
WINNERS:
1. Rick Scott: Proving why criminals shouldn't run governments
2. Rick Scott: Florida's New Jim Crow
3. Denies Healthcare To Millions, Pays $30 a Month for His Own!
4. Rick Scott: Believes Regulations are for Women's Bodies, Not Corporations
5. Vote Rick Scott. Closest You Will Get to Screwing Your Teacher.
6. How Can We Deny Ex-Felons The Vote If We Allow a Criminal To Be Governor?
7. Dogs Aren't Disposable Rick! But You Are!
8. Rick Scott Needs To Inspect Florida Prisons... From The Inside
9. Rick Scott: Being Qualified Is So Overrated
10. My Governor Can Outslime Your Governor!
11. Vote Rick Scott. I Hate Florida.
12. Stand Your Ground Against Rick Scott.
13. Our Governor Cuts Millions for Disabled Kids, Gives to Corporate Backers
14. Rick Scott: Cut 1.3 Billion in Education to Waste on Corporate Welfare
Superfly awesome!
Feel free to steal any of these either for your blog, signs for rallies, tweets, or make products with them--bumper stickers, buttons, tees, etc.
If you want, I actually took the time and made all of these slogans into bumper stickers (and buttons) on zazzle: http://www.zazzle.com/....
I picked the lowest price they would allow. Royalty payments (if I break 5 bucks) will go to the Fla Dems to defeat the Scottster.
If you have any other ideas, post them--I'll add them below. If you want me to customize something for you, I will.
I. WANT. HIM. GONE!!
6:31 AM PT: From Comments (I'll continuously update):
-I vote we run Rick Scott out of Florida on a high-speed rail
-Rick Scott: Medicaid Hater!
-Takin' The Fifth to the governor's mansion.... seventy-five times!
-Florida, where clueless indifference goes to retire
-Rick Scott: Corporate Welfare Queen
-There is a Sick Rott in Florida
-Rick Scott Hates Medicare. Except When He's Ripping It Off.