Which ones work? Which ones suck? And most importantly, do you have any good ideas?
We plan on turning the good ones into actual bumper stickers to sell on zazzle or café press, and donate proceeds to defeating dick rott this November.
I'll refine the list in one more diary after I get your input. Little help?
Here's some we found or came up with:
1-Rick Scott: Denies healthcare for millions, pays $8.35 for his own!
2-University Students Vote Wrong Anyway! Vote Scott!
3-Dogs Aren't Disposable Rick! But You Are!
4-Rick Scott: You weren't voting anyway
5-Rick Scott: Proving why criminals shouldn't run governments
6-Pay More For Your Insurance, Vote Rick Scott!
7-Rick Scott: Because $1000 Fine for Registering Voters is Totally Cool
8-Rick Scott Thinks Firefighters Should Fight Wildfires ALONE!
9-Rick Scott: Because Regulations are for Women's Bodies, not Corporations
10-Rick Scott: Wastes Millions on Corporate Welfare, Cut 1.3 billion in education
11-Drug Test Worthless Leaches-like Rick Scott
12-Rick Scott: Cut Millions for Disabled Children, Gave Millions to Corporate Backers
13-Rick Scott: Florida's New Jim Crow
14-Vote Rick Scott. Closest you will get to F***ing a teacher.
15-Nursing Homes Don't Need No Oversight: Vote Rick Scott
16-Rick Scott: Stealing from Seniors for Decades
17-Rick Scott: Because $1000 Fine for Registering Voters is Totally Cool
18-Rick Scott: OK With Shooting Minorities
19-Rick Scott: Because Our Natural Springs Were Dying Anyway
20-Rick Scott: Fighting Against Hispanic Civil Liberties since 2010
21-Support Your Local Purge: Vote Scott
22-Support your Local Lobbyist: Vote Scott
23-Rick Scott: Suffering builds character
24-Rick Scott: Hey, I got mine!
25-Rick Scott: Because being qualified is overrated
25-Stand Your Ground Against Rick Scott
26-Rick Scott Scares Children
27-My governor can outslime your governor!
28-Rick Scott: Because who needs healthcare?
And let's not forget PamBo, our horribly awful attorney general and Scott sidekick. Need to throw in a few ideas for her:
FL Attorney General Pam Bond: Corrupt, ideologue, incompetent.