I ran the Austin Marathon this weekend. There were plenty of the usual "Worst parade ever" and "Toenails are for sissies" signs in the crowds. And since it was Austin, there was stranger stuff like a guy in black tights and a Boba Fett mask dancing around and UT students offering us Jager shots.
But one sign stood out far above all the others--this was on a two-lane road where one lane was blocked off for runners and the other was for cars. The sign said:
Run faster! Chris Christie is coming to close your lane!
I wanted to give the woman holding it a hug, but I was a little too sweaty and in too much of a hurry for that. Whoever you are, thank you for making my day!