Ah. Another legislative session over, another swearing in of a whole new class of bright-eyed, bushy-tailed lawmakers, eager as all get-out to start protecting the rich, screwing the poor, and grandstanding about 'Merica and light bulb freedom and shrinking the gubmint so it's small enough to drown in a bathtub—or fit inside a vagina.
But before we welcome the newest members, let us take a moment to say so long, farewell, please-oh-pretty-please let the door hit you on the way out to those extra-special sons of bitches we can't wait to not miss:
So have at it. And remember, if you can't say anything nice ... well, that's okay. These guys don't deserve it.