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Special thanks to John Taylor & Joe Rossetti for their vocals and lyrics, and to Stephanie Riggio for her great singing, as usual!
CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON A KINDLE FIRE
JACK FROST APP ON YOUR I-PHONE
DOWNLOAD CAROLS BEING SUNG BY A CHOIR
AND JINGLE BELLS IS YOUR RING TONE
NINTENDO WEE YOU, X-BOX KINNECT, AND A PLAYSTATION THREE
DEPRIVE YOUR KIDS OF ALL SUNLIGHT
NOOK SIMPLE TOUCH, WITH A SCREEN ALL AGLOW
WILL FIND IT HARD TO CHARGE TONIGHT
THEY KNOW THAT SAMSUNG'S ON IT'S WAY
THE FEDEX TRACKING APP SAYS IT'S GUNNA COME TODAY
AND EVERY YOUTUBE FAN IS GUNNA TRY
TO DANCE GANGNAM STYLE JUST LIKE PSY
AND SO I'M OFFERING THIS SIMPLE TWEET
TO FACEBOOK FRIENDS I NEVER KNEW
TO GEEKS ROUND THE WORLD AND JUST DOWN THE STREET
HIGH TECH CHRISTMAS TO YOU.