When last we left off Saturday, PopTart and the three Loons had been quiet (mostly) for a few days. It seems he must have found a burner phone or two, because he was able to get two statements out yesterday.
Today, however, PopTart outdid himself and posted a couple of videos which you might enjoy seeing.
This one, for instance, basically threatens all Americans who are 1) Not part of the group and, 2) Unarmed. He also implies their supplies might not hold out indefinitely. Aw.
I will have to give him decent grades for ingenuity, though the FBI will probably figure it out pretty quickly.
Nice kid, eh? I bet his dad is really proud now.
At one point, Fry's parents called in. He told them he loved them and that "everybody here are trying their hardest to make a change."
The conversation fell silent for a few seconds, then his father spoke.
"Well, I'm proud of you son." source
Here’s to them running out of supplies.
Here, Fry basically tells the FBI to shove it. He’s outraged! So take that! (tantrum, tantrum, tantrum)
All while committing yet another felony. Smart.
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In honor of last Saturday’s debate and in recognition of hypocrisy, we offer this photo of Ted Cruz with known criminal and refuge terrorist/conspirator Blaine Cooper aka Stanley Blaine Hicks.
Cooper, who magically appeared at the funeral of LaVoy Finicum in Kanab, Utah Saturday along at least five other members of the Oregon terrorist refuge takeover that I am aware of, and of course Cliven Bundy, is a well known anti-government extremist, known Islamophobe (attended draw Mohammed protests with the ever-wonderful Jon Ritzcracker; also filmed himself smearing a Koran with bacon, then lighting it on fire… classy), and, among other things, was also present at the Cliven debacle of 2014. He is also guilty of stolen valor claiming to be a vet when, in fact, he was NEVER in any branch of the military.
So here’s to you, Teddy boy.
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Many people are humored or confused by the various terms and positions used among the sovereign citizen types. I can’t say I blame you. I offer this as a glimpse into one particular position, their infamous Superior Court Judge, since their Grand Juries are ongoing at the moment in the little town of Burns, Oregon as the Bundy refuge debacle continues.
For any of you who might want to become a Superior Court Judge of The Continental uNited [not sic] States of America, you might be interested in the document, below,
posted in a tweet by JJ MacNab.
Many have wondered how they, too, can become a Superior Court Judge. Well, there are actually directions on how to do this on the net which, of course, you must buy, but here’s a copy of the paperwork for Judge Darby. (You’ll need to enlarge, but trust me it’s worth it.)
There are a few fine points outside of the internet instructions, however, that you need to know.
1. Do not use black or blue pen colors when signing. Those colors represent the government and/or corporations. Only use red. You can use a red ink pad for those finger prints, though JJ notes that some actually use blood. Be very, very careful where you do and do not capitalize. Caps only for corporations.
2. The numbers at the top of the form are not arbitrary at all. They represent the numbers on your registered mail sticky.
3. The two flag symbols—and most certainly not with gold fringe which indicates admiralty--at the bottom are actually photos. You need certain types of photos. You need to draw a line through them both at precisely 45 degrees, in red pen only, which you will sign (see 4).
4. Note the signature line at the bottom. Your name is NOT to be started with a capital letter. your first and middle names are your Christian names. The last name is your “of the family” name. Separate with a colon. If you are not Christian, well I guess you can’t join the club. And really, you should be happy about that in this case.
All kidding aside, Sovereign Citizens are really to be considered pretty darned dangerous at times. Why? Because as sovereigns they do not believe they are subject to any laws except the ones they want to be subject to. If only five year-olds knew this. And these are the people now in Burns, Oregon holding their courts, issuing notices to government office holders and workers. They call themselves different things, often times, but the ideology is largely Sovereign Citizen. And one can be militia/SovCit or racist/SovCit etc., as well.
It is estimated that anywhere from 100,000 to 300,000 SovCits are among us. But as JJ’s criminal chart shows, they do a very disproportionate amount of damage.
And, importantly, be sure you have your pocket constitution.
While it says the same thing as any other constitution, this one is magic. Anyone that carries it is part of the club and just cool all around.
Keep it handy to lecture friends and strangers this summer on why that campground in Yosemite is really yours and you are not giving it up or paying for it. When the campground ranger comes to cite you for hunting bear out of season or firing on our protected national symbol with your AR-15, brandish it to let them know you are serious, as Ryan Bundy suggested they did.
Use it to tell the IRS why you don’t have to pay taxes. That will go well. Also, it is handy to read to police in case you get stopped for driving without the driver’s license, car registration or insurance the tyrannical government insists you must have. When they haul you away, just repeatedly yell, “But I am a sovereign citizen!” Be sure and record these events to show to the very understanding court judge. Unfortunately that judge isn’t a “real” sovereign judge, so just keep that in mind. By all means, explain to the judge the real meaning of the constitution since most law students don’t get any training on the constitution at Yale, Harvard or other law schools and are likely completely unaware of the dozens and dozens of cases won using your interpretation of the Pocket Constitution.
Also, use it to help explain to your employer why you refuse to have a social security number. This particular use goes over well when looking for a job. Your potential employer will, no doubt, enjoy getting a constitutional lesson during your interview and will no doubt be thrilled when you explain why you have to take extended periods of time off work.
When having a child, be sure to have your pocket constitution handy so you can explain that you do not want the child to have a birth certificate or otherwise be given a number. Numbers are sometimes very bad.
So many uses!
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Today, from a prison cell where he spends 23 hours a day,
Ammon Bundy asked that elected representatives from counties and states where he and his other “political prisoner” buddies live visit them in prison and defend them. Because Pocket Constitution! Fortunately, none of the folks are from Texas.
Here is his message:
Ammon Bundy, February 6, 2016. This is a call to action for any elected representative in Idaho, Nevada, Oregon, Wyoming, Utah, Arizona, the State of Washington, and Ohio. You have constituents in federal custody. Please visit and contact them to voice your support for free speech, the right to assemble, and civil disobedience.
It is your duty to hold federal agencies at bay, protecting the people in your state. And to those who disagree with my speech, or our civil disobedience, and may dislike our ideas regarding that the land belongs to the people: Please remember that you do not want free speech to be retaliated against by government officials. If you do not advocate for government to tolerate ideas that it hates, then the First Amendment and free speech mean nothing.
Arm yourself with ideas. Arm yourselves with education. Argue and disagree. Be free. Thank you.
It’s pretty easy to see where he’s going with this.
Now, anyone armed to the teeth, having taken over a federal facility and threatening federal officials with words and guns, can call it political speech. It is now civil disobedience to destroy federal property, refuse federal employees access to their jobs and to intimidate and threaten them with force. Why? Because these aren’t federal lands and because “free speech”. See pocket constitution.
Ammon records these little screeds only to his attorneys who release them, so I guess one can assume one of two things; the attorney believes this won’t hurt his case/might help his case or the attorney cannot control his/her client. When the cases of Ammon et. al. get to court, I suppose we will know.
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This pootie is guarding a chair at the refuge laughing at the idea of you making it inside.