MANCHESTER, Dec. 12, 2035--Perennial Presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton warmed up for what a local citizen said "must be her five hundred thousandth" New Hampshire Presidential Primary campaign here by calling perennial rival Barack Obama "leftovers."
Senator Obama responded mildly, remarking that "we have to remember we're all Democrats."
"I don't hold anything Hillary said against her," said Obama, who is now 75, "except the remark in the 2024 campaign about watermelons."
Republicans, who have sent a member of the Bush family to the White House for the last seven election campaigns, said they were confident they could make it an eighth.
"With enemies like that," said President Jenna Bush, "who needs friends?"