Hello all this CLARK your mild-manner reporter blue budgie.
After much misleading of CLARK and inter viewing many house sparrow, finally found house finch that had scary experience with old loud HUMON known as “Birdie Sanders.” Not a bird at all. Very misleading. Before CLARK exclusive interview CLARK HUMON lay down rules for you HUMON reading CLARK story.
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Okay, guys...this is just for fun. This is NOT part of the primary pie fights, nor is it an official PWB Peeps diary, but it does involve my birds I love. As such, here are The Rules.
- Be nice to each other.
- No trolling the diary.
- If you hate bird diaries, Bernie Sanders, or anything else, leave now.
- Feel free to have your pets “ask questions.” CLARK will stay around for a little while to answer them as best as a small blue budgie can.
- Whatever happens in the outer blog STAYS in the outer blog. This is all for good fun. While I have picked a side in the primaries, my BIRDS have not. Leave it out of this. Thanks!
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Okay all HUMONZ hello. CLARK manage exclusive inter view with house finch. He insist no picture for story. Very sad. But CLARK sing with him very long. You will like.
CLARK: Hello house finch hello. This is CLARK.
HOUSE FINCH: Ohai. This PETER.
CLARK: Where you get name?
PETER: HUMONZ.
CLARK: Hm. They good for names. Good. So you always live Port land?
PETER: Hach heer. Holflok heer.
CLARK: Hear you had a scary time with old HUMON. Tell us.
PETER: No.
CLARK: No tell?
PETER: Not scaree. HUMONZ okay. Saw old HUMON.
CLARK: Hard time believe not scary.
PETER: No, very safe. Very lowd. Only lowd if safe. Quit meen predatorz.
CLARK: Ah, that make sense. Okay. So old loud HUMON.
PETER: Yes. Hav food mabe? Nevr know. So go say hai.
CLARK: What happen next?
PETER: Lotz HUMON see, say ohai them. Not old HUMON, tho. Must get it tenshun. HAI!
CLARK: So that when you fly up to it?
PETER: Yes. It say hai. Good. Then go.
CLARK: Glad hear all go good.
PETER: Yes. Go good!
Finch fly away. Good talk. Good CLARK. If want see PETER say hi to old HUMON, video here:
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