The Nine Billion Names of the Usurper

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Thursday February 23, 2017 · 5:42 AM PST

2017/02/23 · 05:42

in this morning’s amusing diary “IAN:Thursday 2/23/2017 Nicknames for the Abomination”, diarist art ah zen tallies some of the artful names accumulating for the new president. but what i found most (unintentionally) amusing was:

The haters called Obama things like Obummer, and the obligatory “n” word but he never inspired the true name calling that a lot of us have resorted to to avoid using the sh*tgibbon/prezbannon’s name or title.

oh let us count the names …

unfortunately one needs to spend a little time in the wingnut alternate universe in order to grasp the visceral depth of the right’s hatred, well documented by the sheer volume of epithets coined for “the usurper”:

(__)o(__)bama
_Resident, The
0-Tard
0.00bamugabe
0b0z0
0bama
0buttbongo
0dunga
0dungheap
0h0m0
0h0m0tullah
0kaka
0pansy
2nd Black pResident, The
666
A Crock O' Drama
Absen-T
Abubama
AC, The (Anti-Christ)
Affirmative Action President, The
AKOTUS (Ass Kicker of the United States)
Alfred E. Obama
Alfred E. ObamaKing Zero
America-Hater-in-Chief
America's Nobel Prize-Winning Statesman
American Idol Community Organizer
Anointed One, The
Anti-Christ, The
Anti-Founder, The
Anti-Midas, The
Assclownio, Prince of Jackassery
Ayatoll Ahassahola Oslama, The
B-Ho
B.O. (Body Odor)
Bacrack Obama
Bam-Bam, BamBam
Bama-Rama-Ding-Dong
Bambi
Bamma
Bammy
Bamster, The
Bar-Ack
Barack Hussein Alinsky
Barack Hussein Kardashian
Barack Ilyich Lenin
Barack Insane Obama
Barack O'Change Obama
Barack Obabykiller
Barack Omelonpatch
Barack Oralbama
Barack Oralsex
Barack Ovomit
Barack the Magic Negro
Barack the Wealth Spreader
Barack Unstablebama
Barack W. Bush
Baracka Claus
Barackus Hubris Maximus
Barackzebub
BaraQ
Bareass Banana
Barky
Bari
Barrack Inseinn O'bowdown
Barrack SoVain Obama
BarrioBama, Barrio 'Bama
Barrio Obama
Barry
Barry Alinsky
Barry Butthead
Barry Hussein Soetoro-0bama
Barry Obowdown, the Im-POTUS
Barry Soetoro
Bass turd Obola
Bathhouse Barry
Bathhouse Boy, The
Beast, The
Bendover Barry
Bendoverbarrythebathhouseboy
BHOzo
Big Brother
Big Choomer, The
Black Bastard
Bobblehead-in-Chief
BoBo the Clown
Boobamba
Bork Obunga
Bowing Barry Sotero
Boy King, The
Boy President, The
Bracket Boy
Brak
Brokeback Insane O'Bummer
BroncoBama
Brown Clown
Bungler-In-Chief, The
ButtHurt
Bystander-in-Chief, The
Caliph Baraq
Campaigner-in-Chief, The
Captain Bullshit
Captain Clueless
Captain Kickass
Captain Teleprompter
Carter 2.0
Catcher
Celebrity of the United States, The
Chairman Bao
Chairman Bow
Chairman Mau-Mau
Chairman Zero
Che Obama
Chicago Charlatan, The
Chicago Thug-in-Chief, The
Chicago Thug, The
Chickenshiite-in-chief
Chief Feral, The
Chief Walking Eagle
Chimpy the Kenyan
Choom Prince, The
Choomer
Chosen One, The
Chump in Chief, The
Clown Prince
Clown Prince Nobama
Commander-in-Spending
Commander-in-Thief, The
CommanDERP-in-Chief, The
Communist-Marxist-Homo-Doper-Liar-Muslim-Liberal-Momjeanwearer
Community Organizer, The
Community-Organizer-in-Chief, The
Comrade Chairman Osama bin Bite-Me
Comrade Mommy Jeans
Comrade Obama
Comrade Party Secretary
Crypto-Commie
Crypto-Kenyan
Current Occupant
D'OHbama
Da Kenyan
Dear Leader
Dear Reader
Demagogue-in-Chief, The
Depression President, The
Dick with Big Ears
Dimbulb
Dipshit from hell
Divider, The
Dog Eater
Dog-Eating Sarong Boy, The
Dope and Change
Doper-in-chief, The
Dorkbama
Dorkbama the Muslim
Dorkbama the Muslim Eunuch
Dr. DoNothing
Dr. Utopia
Dreamy McMompants
Driveler-in-Chief
Duh One
Dumbo
Ear Leader, The
Ears
Earth Whisperer, The
Ebolatollah
Emperor Barack I
Emperor Elagabalus
Emperor Pen 'N Phone
Emperor Zero
Empty Chair, The
Empty Suit, The
Empty-Suit-in-Chief, The
Fairy Prince, The
Fag boy
First Citizen Obama
First Gay President, The
First Moslem of the White Mosque
Fly Lover, The
Food Stamp President, The
Fraud, The
Fraudbama
Fredo
Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, The
Fudgepacker-in-Chief
Fundraiser-in-Chief
Gangsta-in-Chief
Gaybama
GayMuzzie
Gelding-in-Chief, The
General Zod (Kneel Before Him!)
Gerbil President, The
Girlyman
God, Jr.
GØlfer, The
Golfer-in-Chief
Golfy McMuslim
Grand Kenyan, The
Greasespot, The
Great Do-Nothing Mystifier, The
Great Fraud, The
Grinning Obama Caricature
Halfrican
Halfrican Hitler, The
Halfrican-American Marxist Muslim (HAMM)
Halfrican Maggot
Harrison J. Bounel
Hero of Benghazi
His "O"ily-ness
His Holiness Pinocchio Obama
His Imperious Majesty Barack the First, President of America, Protector of the People as Long as They Know Their Place and Belong to The Right Unions, Defender of the Privileges Accrued by Attending the Right University, and Scourge of the Rich If They Don't Contribute to the Democrat Party
His O'liness
His Phoniness
His Travesty
Homobama
Homosexual Socialist Who Hates America, The
Hopenchange
Hopey-Dopey-Change Goof, The
Hopiate of the Masses, The
Husayn
Hussein
Hussein HopenChangen
Hussein Onambla
Hussein "Slims" Obama
Hymn's
Idiot Emperor, The
Idiot King, The
Idiot Messiah, The
Idiot Prince, The
Idiot-Stick
Il Doofus
Il Douche
Il Douchebag
Il Duce the 3rd
Ill Douce
Illegitimate Bisexual Halfrican Marxist Kenyan Muslim Usurper, The
Imperial Ears, The
Inama
Indonesian Impostor, The
Islamo Bolshevik, The
Javaman
J.E.F. (Jug Eared F*ck)
Jimmy Carter 2.0
Jive-ass
Joker, The
Jug Ears
Jug-Eared Demigodlet, The
Jug Eared Fuck
Jug-Eared Jackass, The
Jug-Eared Messiah, The
Kenyan Bastard, The
Kenyan Commie B*tch, The
Kenyan Dog Eater, The
Kenyan Kid, The
Kenyan King
Kenyan Klown
Kenyan POS
Kenyan Squatter
Kenyan, The
Kid Clueless
King Barack I
King Hussein
King Mumbo Jumbo
King Nopey Changey
King Obama
King Obams
King of Barrycades, The
King Putt
King Putt the Fagnificent
Klownie the Kenyan
Leper Messiah, The
Liar-in-Chief, The
Liar-in-Thief, The
Liberal Messiah
Lie-rence of Arabia
Lightbringer, The
Lightbulb head
Lightworker, The
Little Barry
LOLbama
Long-legged Mack Daddy
Lord Foul
Lord Hussein Obimbo
Lord of Catastrophes, The
Lord of the Fly's
Lyin' King, The
Magic Negro, The
Man-Child, The
Man-Child President, The
Maobama
Maomau-in-Chief
MaoObama
Marshmallow Balls
Marxist Community Agitator
Marxist Muslim Lowlife
Marxist Muslim Metrosexual
Master Of Divisiveness. The
Mau-Mauer-in-Chief, The
Messiah, The
Milhouse
Mocha Messiah, The
Mohammedan Mouthpiece, The
Momjeans
Mongrel, The
Mr. Bobble Head
Mr. HopeAndChange
Mr. Magoobama
Mr. Potato Head
Mulatto, The
Mulatto-Marxist-Muslim
Munificent Sun-King Lightworker, The
My Main Marxist
Narcississy
Narcissist-in-Chief
Narcissistic Prick
National Negro, The
Nero
No Drama Obama
No-Cojone Pony, The
No-Go Mojo Man, The
Nobama
Nutless Wonder, The
O Bow-ma
O-blah-blah
O-BOW-ma
O-boy
O-cialist, The
O'Carter
O'Chavez
O-Dark Won, The
O'Dimwit
O’Dumby
Obahole
Obama bin Laden
Obama bin Lyin'
Obama Osama
Obama the Bungler
Obama the Deceiver, First of His Name
Obama the Man Child
Obama the Undocumented
Obama Won Kabuki
Obama-Lama-Ding-Dong
Obama-one Yaphony
Obamachev
Obamadinejad
Obamadullah
ObaMadoff
Obamadork
Obamafail
Obamahammed
Obamalamadingdong
Obamanation, The
Obamanation of Desolation, The
Obamandias
Obamanocchio
Obamanure
ObaMao
Obamaramadingdong
Obamateur
Obamatollah
Obamaumao
Obamawankenobi
Obambi
Obamenbashi
Obamessiah, The
Obaminable
Obamination
Obammad Hussein al-Baracki
Obammunist, The
Obammy
Obarfo
Obanal
Obastard
ObeyMe, Obey-Me
Obi-Wan Nairobi
Obie bum Kabrokie
Obie Wan Nairobi from the 1/2 Dark Side
Obimbo
Oblahblah
OblahMao
Oblome (Oh Blow Me)
Oblowme
Obnoxious Buffoon Annoying Most Americans
Obola
Obola Hussein
Obomba
Obongo
Obowma
ObowmaObowa
Obowelmovement
Obozo
Obozo the Assclown
Obozo the Clown
Obozo the National Clown
Obroccoli
Obucketocrap
Obumagabe
Obumbler
Obumbles the Clown
Obumma
Obummer
Obunga
Obungler
Obuttwipe
Obutthole
Obysmal
Occupant of the Oval Office
Octomaroon, The
Oclueless
Odildo
Odingding
Odingo
Odopey
Odrama
Odumbass
Odumbi
Odumbo
Odummy
Odungheap
OediPOTUS Wrecks
Ofailure
Ogabe
Ogagme
Oh Bow Low
Oh-Blah-Muhhhh
Oh Blow Me
Ohaha
OhVomit
Oilbama
Oilbowma
Oilslick Obama
Ol' Jug Ears
Ol' Squeeze Out of My Hinders
OMGWTF
OmniPresident, The
Onambla
One Big Ass Mistake America
One Big Awful Mistake America
One, The
O'Numbnuts
OOO, Triple O (Occupant of the Oval Office)
Osama
Osama Obama
Oslama
Othug
Otrama
OTrauma
Our Little Man-Child
Ovomit
Owebama
Owebowma
Owebowmao (the Marxlim usurper)
O’Zika
Pantload
Pantload-in-Chief, The
Pants Rider
Pantywaist-in-Chief, The
PBO
PeeWee
Peter Pan President, The
Petulant POTUS, The
Pin Noak
Pin-Prick-in-Chief
POSOTUS (Piece of Sh*t of the US)
Precedent Obama
Precedent Uhhhhbama (Peace be Upon Him)
Precedent, The
Prezzadint Bofay
Preezy Boyfriend
Preezy of the United Steezy, The
Pres__ent, The (No "I.D." -- get it?)
PresiDEBT of the United States
pResident
President*
President Ad Lib
President Asterisk*
President Bagels-And-Lox
President Barrycade
President Bathhouse Choom
President Bitch
President Blame Things
President Buckwheat
President Bullworth Truthbomb
President Butthurt
President Calvinball
President Chicken Legs
President Choom
President Christ Superstar
President Commancho
President Diapers
President Dinky
President Doubtfire
President Empty Chair
pResident Evil
President Final Four
President Flim-Flam
President Fussybritches
President Hashtag
President Hissy Fit
President Hope 'N Grovel
President Hopenchange
President Jackwagon
President Joffrey
President Left Shark
President Lightweight
President Mom Jeans
President Nancypants
President (No-You-Can't-Have-That-Plan-Because-I-Don't-Like-It) McMandates
President Oreo
President Pantywaist
President Pass-The-Buck
President PeeWee
President Pétain
President Pitching Wedge
President Pop Star
President Poppins
President Pot Smoke
President Precious
President Precious Perfect
President Priss
President Prissypants
President Punk
President Rambobama
President Red Line
President Ron Burgundy
President Sand Trap
President Santa
President Selfie
President Selfie Stick
President Seven Iron
President Sham Wow
President Smidgen
President Snow(bama)
President Sputnik
President Stompy Foot
President Stompy Foot McMomJeans
President Tee Time
President Thinskin
President Three-Putt
President Uh
pResident, The
pResident Nimrod Urkle
Presidunce, The
Pretender-in-Chief
Pretensident, The
Princess Fairypants
Prissy Little B!tch
Professor Ditherton Wiggleroom
Promptee, The
Pronoun-in-Chief, The
Prophet Obunghole, The
Punk, The
Puppet, The
Purple-lipped Muslim, The
Purple Lip Prince, The
Purple Lipped Prince, The
Pussy-in-Chief, The
Queer-in-Charge, The (QIC)
Radar Ears
Rainbow King, The
Red Line Rambo, The
Redistributor-in-Chief, The
Resident Evil
Resident-in-Chief
Resident Obama
Retardo the Presinator
Rodeo Clown of the United States, The
RUPAUL
SAIC (Supreme Agitator-in-Chief)
Satan's Favorite Son
Satan-in-Chief
SCOAMF (Stuttering Clusterf*ck of a Miserable Failure)
Scold-in-Chief, The
Scooter
Sheikh Barack Obama
Sh*tstain on the American-Character
Silver-Tongued Emir of Eloquence, The
Sinclair's Top
Skippy
SLICK
Slob Boy, The
Snob-ama
Soetoro
Solomon Obama
Sparky
Spineless Wonder, The
Squanderer-in-Chief, The
Squatter in the White Hut
Squatter-ín-Chief, The
Steaming
Sultan Barackomar Hussein Oblumah
T.F.G. (This F*cking Guy)
Teh One
Teh Won
Teleprompter Jesus
Teleprompter of the U.S. (TOTUS)
Teleprompter-in-Chief, The
Teletubbie-in-Chief, The
Testy McThinskinned
That SOB
Manchurian Candidate, The
Sultan in Washington, The
Thug-in-Chief, The
Thug Tyrant, The
Tiny Hiney
TOTUS (Teleprompter of the US)
Triple O, OOO (Occupant of the Oval Office)
True Mis-Leader, The
Trust #10209 (Chicago home designation)
Turkmenbama
Undocumented Halfrican Communist, The
Unicorn King, The
Unicorn Prince, The
Urkel
Usama
Usurper-in-Chief, The
Usurper, The
Utama
Vacationer-in-Chief
Waffles the Clown
Wee Barry
Whacky Barracky
Whiny Little Bitch
White Hut Creep, The
Wizard of Uhhs, The
Won, The
Xlinton
zer0
Zero
Zerobama
Zippy

and as we all remember, the first lady was never spared:

Blackie O
First B*tch
Manchelle
Mooch, The
Moochelle
Moosebutt
My Mesheel
Patrick Ewing
She-Devil, The
Wookie, The

nor the administration:

The Just-Us Department
The Oval Orifice
The Rainbow Hut
The White Crib
The White Hovel
The White Hut
The White Mosque

nor the supporters or the nation in general:

Bamma's People
Chicago Mafia
Choom Gang
Clown Negro Regime
DopeyChangey
Holder's People
Obama and his People
ObamaLand
ObamaNation
Obamerica
Omphrey's and Bamma's People
Team 0dunga
The Regime

even as the white house has now passed into the tiny hands of a true abomination, worthy of all the criticism and castigation raining down upon him, i doubt progressives will match the invective of the right. not that our side isn’t inventive — rather, the right’s hatred has always been inspired by madness; obama was never the monster they wanted him to be.

so freeperville at least had the luxury of being completely delusional about their boogeyman. there was never anything real to fear.

but progressives do not have that benefit today.

Sunday Papers in a World Where Science Really is Like Religion

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Sunday December 04, 2016 · 4:14 AM PST

2016/12/04 · 04:14

Because telling the difference is just too much work ...

We’ve heard the claims before: science is just like religion.

These claims always carry with them a certain “I know I am but so are you!” defensiveness — implying that scientists are no less dumbfounded and dogmatic than their faith-based rivals — because we never hear them made by the team promoting (reputable) science.

But what might our world look like if people really practiced science as they practice religion?

I’ll let the papers tell the story …

"LONG LIVE THE DIRECTOR!"

BETHESDA CITY — After five days in seclusion, the conclave is over. The 266th director has been chosen.

He has chosen the name Director Francis.

The throng at the National Institute of Health's Bethesda campus, as large as 50,000 people, many of them with tears in their eyes, chanted "Long live the Director!" Crowds went wild as military bands marched through and around the research center, followed by Doctoral Guards in tasseled silver surgical caps and antiseptic regalia.

White smoke poured out from NIH headquarters shortly before 9:30pm, signaling that the new director will appear on the balcony within the hour. Francis will change into his office's customary white labcoat and hairnet, and one-by-one the vice-directors will approach him to swear their obedience. He will then emerge and deliver his first public words as the leader of the world's approximately 7 million full-time scientists.

•

ISIS BEHEADS SCIENCE JOURNO

A video released by radical insurgents pledging allegiance to International Scientism is Supreme (ISIS) shows the beheading of Huffington Post science infotainment editor Carlton Pepper and threatens the life of another American if President Deepak Chopra doesn't end his administration's policy of "global alt-medistasis" to promote planetary quantum healing.

In the video posted Tuesday on YouTube, Pepper is seen kneeling next to a man wearing a labcoat and surgical mask in what appears to be a lecture hall. Pepper tearfully recites a message, presumably scripted by his captors, that his "real killer" is pseudoscience and that "this will definitely be on the exam."

Then, as his executioner explains — in bullet-points via Powerpoint slide presentation — the physiological processes involved in human decapitation, Pepper is then humanely put to sleep and beheaded in accordance with Office of Laboratory Animal Welfare policy.

Chopra was briefed about the video, and "he will continue to ask the nation to channel positive potentialities toward a solution," White House apologist William Lane Craig said.

ISIS has carried out executions, including beheadings, as part of its global online teaching initiative to establish an "Empirical empire" that stretches "from continental plate to plate".

•

SUICIDE BOMBERS ASSASSINATE UCHICAGO BIOLOGY HEAD

CHICAGO, IL — A department head of biology and at least seven others were killed overnight when epigenetic separatists attacked the University of Chicago, security officials said on Tuesday.

Prof. Pat Fitzgerald was killed when four suicide bombers attacked an entrance to the campus and clashed with developmental biologists in tense classroom to classroom fighting, according to the department spokesman.

Epigeneticists and their sponsors the Lamarckian Brotherhood have claimed responsibility for a string of attacks in recent weeks in and around the University which have killed more than 35 people.

•

200 GIRLS ABDUCTED BY EVO PSYCHO

STANFORD, CA — As many as 200 coeds were abducted from their dorms at Stanford University by heavily armed Evo Psycho militants who arrived in trucks, vans and buses, officials and witnesses said.

The group of radical evolutionary psychologists has recently stepped up attacks in the region, and its leader released a video last month threatening to kidnap coeds from area universities.

The gunmen then burned homes and businesses in Stanford as they fled with the girls, witnesses said.

A spokesman in the region declined to comment on the abduction, saying the University Campus Security office would issue a statement later.

In an effort to scare entrants away from rival programs, Evo Psycho and other militants have attacked 15 schools over the past year, killing more than 100 students and 70 teachers. Thousands across the northern part of California have been forced to flee their schools because of the violence.

Some of the girls have reportedly been married off to the militants, who often have difficulty meeting women. Others have been forced to participate in surveys, research projects and faculty mixers.

•

MINISTER FIRED OVER EVOLUTION HEADING TO SUPREME COURT

WASHINGTON, DC — A 20-year Ohio Baptist minister who was fired for referencing evolution in his sermons will have his day in the Supreme Court on Wednesday when his lawyers will argue that his firing was a violation of his First Amendment rights to free speech and science.

"In oral arguments before the Supreme Court tomorrow, The Christian Scientism Institute will defend the right to liturgical freedom of a Baptist minister fired for encouraging congregants to think critically about the church's services, particularly as it relates to creation myths," said John Jason, president of the Christian Scientism Institute in a statement released Tuesday.

"Unchallenged privilege was once the bedrock of American religion. That is no longer the state of affairs, as this case makes clear," said Jason in the release. "What we need today are more preachers and ministers who understand that believers don't need to be indoctrinated. Rather, they need to be taught how to pray for themselves. By firing Rev. Morgan Lewis for challenging his flock to think outside the pew, church officials violated a core First Amendment freedom — the right to pray and worship ideas contrary to established views."

"Churchgoers everywhere deserve to hear all the accounts," said Jason. "Preach the controversy."

Church officials called the lawsuit just the latest in a very long line of attempts to undermine the preaching of certain biblical accounts that militant scientists don’t like, especially six-day Creation and the Flood.

•

CLERK SUED FOR NOT ISSUING ZONING LICENSE FOR "ARK PARK"

PETERSBURG, KY — A county clerk who refused to issue a zoning license for a Christian-themed "Creation Museum" has said her atheism would not allow her to issue the permit.

Kenneth Ham, a promoter of the development nicknamed the "Ark Park", testified on the second day of the high-profile legal action against clerk Kimora Davis being heard in Kentucky's Boone County Court.

Ham claimed he was left feeling like "not even a citizen" when he was denied a permit.

The permit is necessary before construction can begin on the proposed site.

Davis told the court: "My respect for people's intelligence will not permit me to put my stamp on this colossal monument to willful ignorance."

Ham told the court yesterday that he was left "shocked" and in "disbelief" when Davis told him she would not be processing the permit he had already paid for.

Davis told the court: "The problem was with the entire premise of the enterprise and, as a rationalist, I cannot allow the intellectual capital of our state to become compromised or reversed."

Under cross-examination, Davis told the court she had been an atheist since the age of fifteen and "sought to follow Socrates and Descartes" in how she led her life.

Davis decided against resigning from her post, because doing so, she said, would only infringe on her right to not do her job: "If I resign, the next person might grant the license. That helps nobody. Plus, I’d be out of a job."

•

DIRECTOR FRANCIS: "HAN VS. GREEDO: NEITHER SHOT FIRST"

BETHESDA CITY — Director Francis has formally decreed official teaching and guidance on the question of "Who shot first?", approving a report released Friday that said there was reason to believe that underworld enforcer Greedo and outlaw smuggler Han Solo fired their weapons simultaneously.

Francis approved the findings of the Curriculum Commission, which issued its long-awaited document regarding the legendary confrontation on “Conclusions”, the documentary service of Science News Service, the news agency of the American Research Conference.

"We can say we have many reasons to hope that this is vindication for both Han and Greedo," Prof. Ruiz Lazario, a socio-archaeologist who is the commission's secretary-general, told The Associated Press. "Both fired in self-defense. Intensive analysis of existing accounts confirm that each preempted any move they correctly guessed the other was planning to make."

Although archivists have long believed that Greedo fired first, until today Bethesda had no formal finding on the matter. Director Francis had urged further study on the shootout, in part because of "the pressing need to clear the record", sparked by the number of online flame wars being taken offline and onto the streets whose increasingly destructive results threaten to embarrass the institution, the report said.

Whose Violence is It Anyway? Freepers React

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Sunday March 13, 2016 · 4:30 AM PDT

2016/03/13 · 04:30

Until the sacred horn is blown, wingnut watering hole Free Republic is not yet entirely an official organ of Trump, and remains nominally non-partisan for the duration of the primaries, at least so long as grand poobah and site owner Jim Robinson can still squeeze a few more donations out of the non-Trump-aligned before the coming quadrennial purge. Until then, “Cruzites” like lonestar67 are still allowed to post:

“Cruz, Rubio and Kasich criticize Trump for creating ‘environment’ for Chicago protest”:

[WAPO]"The responsibility for that lies with protesters, who took violence into their own hands. But in any campaign, responsibility starts at the top. Any candidate is responsible for the culture of a campaign. And when you have a campaign that disrespects the voters, when you have a campaign that affirmatively encourages violence, when you have a campaign that is facing allegations of physical violence against members of the press, you create an environment that only encourages this sort of nasty discord," Cruz said”

DesertRhino delivers the hard truth:

“I think it proves Cruz is a suck up that will never speak hard truths. A damned low life if you ask me. The ONLY answer to that by any American politician should have been to scold the violent mob.

Cruz sided with the mob and tacitly told them he thought they were justified. Low down and no good of him.”

xzins wastes no pixels:

”Cruz is a whore”

tsowellfan, ever so reluctantly moves Cruz from “us” to “them”:

“… tonight I stopped supporting him. Ted Cruz just lost my support for siding with moveon/blacklivesmatter”

DannyTN surprises no one:

“I blame Obama. Obama speaks out about violence at Trump rallies and suddenly there is massive violence at Trump rallies.

It looks coordinated to me. The community organizer has been busy again.”

uncitizen overflows with sympathy for the afflicted:

“Trump is the victim of this. So are his supporters. If anybody other than the protestors themselves are responsible for creating the environment for this, it’s obama. Chicago home boy.”

tallyhoe brandishes facts, a rare skill among freepers:

“You have to admit when the Candidate stands there and says I’d like to punch that protester in the face.. Is in effect promoting violence.. When the 78 year old Pro Trump guy sucker punched a protester then Trump goes did you see that guy throw that punch.. That was amazing.. However the 78 year old is facing charges now!!! Trump has a big mouth and he can’t say whatever he wants anytime he wants.. No matter how cool you might think it is..”

Normally virulently delusional birther butterdezillion, in what alcoholics call a “moment of clarity”:

“Nobody will even read what Cruz said. It doesn’t fit the narrative.

America doesn’t want to read, doesn’t want to think. Too much fun just making stuff up.

These rent-a-mobs are losers, and they are backed by both the communist terrorists and the Islamist terrorists, because they are afraid of Trump. Their fear of Trump makes me want to support him.

By the same token, though, when Obama told his supporters to get in our faces we all said he was responsible for the SIEU thugs’ violence. It’s not exactly the same thing because the SEIU violence was unprovoked. But for somebody asking us to trust him to unite people by making good deals, what’s happened here is not a good sign that he is able to calm and unite anybody. We may be past the point where ANYBODY can calm and unite - because everybody is quick to speak (or swing a fist) and slow to listen. And that’s sad, all the way around.”

Arm_Bears smells the napalm, which everybody knows smells like … victory!

”Trump clinched the GOP nomination tonight.

Deal with it.”

CrimsonTidegirl makes Trump’s critics’ point, with typical lack of self-awareness:

“I am so disgusted at the meek little wimps on this forum.

Leftists and their mobs, with assistance from the media, have been viciously attacking conservatives for years. And what have conservatives been doing? NOTHING! Just lying there and taking it. Being “nice”. The time for being nice is over!

The anti-trumpers want to be “nice’ to the terrorists. They are actually stupid enough to think that you can reason with the Black Lies Matter, La Raza and other terrrorists. You can’t reason with them, because they are feral, subhuman savages. That may sound rough but it’s the truth.

It’s time that conservatives stopped being cowards and fight back, viciously and without mercy. We are at war with these savages. That includes the media.

You’re 100% correct that they hate Trump because he’s not politically correct and doesn’t pander to the savages.

It’s time to treat the ferals just as they treat us.”

So while it was never ever Trump’s violence before, that clearly was a mistake whose time has come for Real Americans™ to finally rectify.

And that’s a promise!

Can't Say Nobody Saw This One Coming

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Friday March 11, 2016 · 1:47 AM PST

2016/03/11 · 01:47

no image description available — Once found on constitutional offramps everywhere

WND.com ~~smear merchant~~ publisher Joe Farah, 2010:

WILL BUNCH: “The birth certificate theory is really popular on the internet.”

JOE FARAH: “Well, it’s popular because of us. We essentially created it, didn’t we? That wasn’t a decision made because there was a constituency out there waiting for this, [or] it was a way to make money.^[1] Those people had to be found.”

^[1] (… but not for lack of trying!)

Joe Farah, 2016:

“I think Ted Cruz's history demonstrates he has the clearest, most Reaganesque vision of where the country needs to go in its much-needed recovery from eight years of Barack Obama. Cruz is principled, sophisticated and a solid conservative whose understanding of and commitment to the Constitution is unshakeable.

At a time when one of the three branches of the federal government, the Supreme Court, hangs in the balance, it is Ted Cruz who, without question, can be counted upon to nominate justices who will uphold the high standards of Antonin Scalia and the originalists.

Ted Cruz is the real deal. That’s not to slight Donald Trump, who has played an invaluable role in this campaign – breaking the back of political correctness, presenting a positive vision forward for America and standing up to those who would prefer to see the nation borderless and rudderless.

If Trump turns out to be the winner of the GOP nomination, I will unhesitatingly support him.

But it's time to choose – between two.

For me the choice is clear – Ted Cruz.”

(Curiously, no mention was made of birth certificate theories …)

Me, 2013:

[Mic drop]

Caption these! (Or, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ...)

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Sunday January 24, 2016 · 6:53 PM PST

2016/01/24 · 18:53

Image #1:

Image #2:

Have at ‘em, kossacks! I know I won’t be disappointed.

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Sunday August 23, 2015 · 7:02 AM PDT

2015/08/23 · 07:02

via my favorite wingnut watering hole free republic:

I’m not any happier than anyone about it but there’s no use crying over spilled milk. Do you know what’s nice? You hardly ever even hear about gay marriage any more. Seriously, it was like all gay marriage all the time on the news, and now nothing. Kinda nice.
by skippyjonjones

imagine that.

no civil war. no rapture. no sodomitic rain of fire. no pink gestapo purge of straight red christians. no forced marriage gulags.

just americans of all walks of life quietly going back to their daily routine -- except now gay americans can quietly and legally marry one another. that gay marriage seems no longer newsworthy was one result its proponents argued would occur, as witnessed in every country that's allowed it.

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Sunday August 16, 2015 · 4:20 AM PDT

2015/08/16 · 04:20

for practically every moment of obama's tenure wingnuts have mercilessly excoriated liberals for (in wingnuts' minds) elevating "the kenyan" to a cult savior.

but "the donald" ... well, this is totally different.

(via free republic)

Why does everyone in the US get it except the political class and their media enablers? We want someone who hasn't been bought, paid for, and given their marching orders.
For Trump, it's legacy. If he's going to be President, his ego would settle for nothing less than saving the USA.

by grania

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Sunday January 25, 2015 · 4:42 AM PST

2015/01/25 · 04:42

Mike Huckabee speaking at Iowa's Freedom Summit on Saturday.

DES MOINES, IOWA — Folksy former Arkansas governor and FAUX News commentator and current 2016 presidential potential Mike Huckabee dropped a bombshell during the closeout speech of Saturday's Republican party "Freedom Summit" in Iowa. Outlining the principles of his radical agenda for the country, Huckabee exhorted his Talibangelical legions everywhere to massacre law-enforcement officials in Washington and beyond.

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Tuesday November 12, 2013 · 7:28 AM PST

2013/11/12 · 07:28

remember november 2012? (and who doesn't!) back when the new buzzword in republican punditry was "outreach"? if the last two presidential elections taught them nothing else, conservatives learned that they need to channel the coming demographic tide in their direction or be swept by a horde of icky brown people into irrelevance. to that end, frustrated red-staters, sick of slogans and spin, think they can woo hard-to-get traditionally democratic voters with blunt and honest "straight talk" — that is, by "splainin'" to people (whom they'd prefer to keep ignoring) just how dense and gullible they are for not believing the grand old party has their better interests at heart. all it takes is the right message to penetrate the fog. i mean, what else could account for the inexplicable blindness of women and minorities to the grade-A 100% all-american awesomeness of the "right" wing?

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Friday October 25, 2013 · 7:28 PM PDT

2013/10/25 · 19:28

the increasingly hardcore conservatives (i know, hard to believe) of wingnut watering hole free republic are famous for swamping online polls ("freeping") to tilt them in their favor (thereby illustrating the worthlessness of online polling, which can't control sampling). but freepers will point unironically to their "unskewed" polls as valid indicators of wingnut popularity. freeping polls is obviously about maintaining the wingnut bubble by nursing their election fraud narrative and making themselves feel better.

today freepers visited virginia.

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Saturday October 12, 2013 · 5:25 AM PDT

2013/10/12 · 05:25

hostage-taking 101: time is not on your side! -- especially when your confederates chase different goals, expect different ransoms, serve different masters and respond differently to stress. should the theatrics play out too long, hands at each others' throats may be your only reward ...

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Friday October 11, 2013 · 6:56 PM PDT

2013/10/11 · 18:56

freeperville, oct 4:

Lol. The plan is Obama caves.
What don’t you understand?

We are on the verge of an historic CONSERVATIVE victory.

What’s not to like?

(by St_Thomas_Aquinas)

oct 11:

Gomert on Beck’s show today, just before noon EST, saying that Boehner is now in a meeting with Obama, and is “giving up on 98-99% of Obamacare, so they [RINOs] can say that they got something from Obama.”
So yeah, the cave is in progress.

I guess the NBC/WSJ Rush is talking about spooked them.

As Beck says, it's time to defund the GOP. Tea Party candidates only. No Collaborators need apply.

(by St_Thomas_Aquinas)

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freepers sing "la-la-la i can't hear you"

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